Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT!"
Just Say

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..."  The doctor...

I should try this...
I should try this...

Browsing through Craig's List this evening I came across a (romantic?) listing in the 'Missed...

Bananas? You're kidding, right?
Bananas?  You're kidding, right?

There are many polarizing things in this world:  abortion, gun advocacy, Hillary Clinton,...

Lies, Lies, LIES!
Lies, Lies, LIES!

"Santa, Santa, Santa... It's always Santa!"  -- Jan Brady, sort of. I remember...