My friend Janine, cooling down in a small bar on a 95 degree day.  When I showed her this picture all she said was, "Nice cleavage!" Indeed.


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I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!
I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!

Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a...

As I was saying... Circus Peanuts
As I was saying... Circus Peanuts

    "... until the age of plastic packaging, Circus Peanuts weren't readily...

Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT!"
Just Say

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..."  The doctor...

Lies, Lies, LIES!
Lies, Lies, LIES!

"Santa, Santa, Santa... It's always Santa!"  -- Jan Brady, sort of. I remember...