This was an anniversary present I don't know how many years ago from Dave. Wind it up and it goes. Perhaps he was trying to tell me something?

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Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT!"
Just Say

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..."  The doctor...

It's That Time Again!
It's That Time Again!

Yes, yes... it wouldn't be Autumn, or November for that matter, without our now annual...

I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!
I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!

Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a...

Janine
Janine

  My friend Janine, cooling down in a small bar on a 95 degree day.  When I...