Browsing through Craig's List this evening I came across a (romantic?) listing in the 'Missed Connections' section, entitled, "Sexy foot hanging out car window at Target parking lot Weds. afternoon" So I had to check it out. The ad itself read: I'm the tall guy you were looking at who want to come over to your foot hanging out the car and suck and lick on those delicious looking toes and soles!!!"
Apart from the stylistic use of English grammar I thought, "What a romantic thing."
And then I thought, "what would someone do if suddenly they were HAVING their feet licked and sucked, quite out of the blue? Regardless of whether one gave that 'come hither I want you to suck and lick my delicious looking toes and soles' look.
But then I thought, "What would the 'come hither I want you to suck and lick my delicious looking toes and soles' look be? Would you have to bend and contort your body simply to get your head out of the car window at the same time as your feet? Or would you rotate, sticking your feet out as bait, then switching positions and looking around to see if anyone went for them. Then back to the bait casting, then back to the looking... and so on and so forth. And how long would this go on? All afternoon? What is the best time to do this? Rush hour? Lunch time?
And then I thought, "Wait... this was in the Target parking lot?!"
And then I thought, "Ewww."
