Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a craptacular day!

Snow?  Not here!  We don't get snow on Christmas anymore.  I'm sure it's God's punishment for something.  You KNOW we're all sinners, so watch out!  50 degrees and raining, that's the outlook for today.  Of course it's last minute shopping time and everyone and their retarded brother is out in the malls, on the streets, in the parking lots... doing what you would expect:  being incredibly fuCKING STUPID!!!!!!!

Ok, I'll admit, I'm just being a grouch.  I'm sure I'm not in the minority.  There were plenty of people I came across who were in exactly the same mood I was in while I was out.  Those were the ones who stayed clear, out of the way... and we got along JUST fine.  Perhaps there is an understood code of the curmudgeonly?  Well, here is to the Christmas Curmudgeons!  Oh, and lady... get the HELL out of the way when you get off the escalator!  Don't just stand there!

 


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