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Janine
Janine

  My friend Janine, cooling down in a small bar on a 95 degree day.  When I...

I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!
I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!

Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a...

Lies, Lies, LIES!
Lies, Lies, LIES!

"Santa, Santa, Santa... It's always Santa!"  -- Jan Brady, sort of. I remember...

A Spot In The Sun
A Spot In The Sun

  I started the word processor at my desk, after sitting here for the past hour thinking...