You can't always get what you want.  Because most times it's not what you need.  (and generally you have what you need already... or I do)

So again, thanks for helping me to see the light!


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Dead Man's Wabbit
Dead Man's Wabbit

The Terracotta Army was buried with the Emperor of Qin (Qin Shi Huangdi) in 209-210 BC (his...

Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT!"
Just Say

A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..."  The doctor...

I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!
I'm Santa Claus, Bitch!

Two days before Christmas, 2007.  It's been a craptacular year.  And it's a...

Corn
Corn

"Uncle John's Apple Farm" reminded me of all those places you would go to as a child and...