Holly Jolly, Bahoo Dorey, and all that. It's 'Black Friday' and we find ourselves once more at the beginning of the Christmas rush. The madness. The mania. The wrapping paper, sugar-coated, tinsel twinkling hell of it all. And as I was sorting through the junk mail on our couch I came across a PERFECT example of all that is NOT holy about this time of year: the Christmas TOY catalog. This however was not the JCPenney 'wishbook' of our childhoods, this was the creme de la creme of all toy catalogs... the FAO Schwarz Holiday 2007 catalog. What child wouldn't immediately go into seizures upon leafing through this holy grail of all 'wish books?' I know I did. But as I was leafing through it, between the grand and petit mals, I noticed something and thought, "what the $%&@ Who comes up with this stuff?" Now don't get me wrong, I love toys (not necessarily children) and have always marveled at the sheer stupidity of toy manufacturers, not to mention the sheer stupidity of parents all across America who BUY this crap!