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1. Don't F@#$ With The Duck: (A Bears Own Story); ... it's easy to to just sit. You might call it sleep, but it's different for us. We don't need to go to sleep like people, or fang-beasts. For us it's more of 'being blank' for a while. Some of us do it more of ...; Created on 24 May 2014
2. Just Say "NO! Don't DO IT: (Things You Have Always Wondered About); A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've got a problem..." The doctor asks, "What's wrong?" The man says, "It hurts when I do this...." The doctor looks at him and says, "well... don't d ...; Created on 09 November 2007
3. Moving Monique - Part I: (Chris's Blog); ... she can “sell it elsewhere” Or suck it, I don't give a shit. (And If she reads this she will know exactly what I'm talking about.) My friend Monique moved to Philly in, or around, 2002? I can't remember ...; Created on 25 February 2015
4. The French Quarter - My Home Too, Dammit: (Chris's Blog); No, just because I am here too, and happen to be walking through the Quarter, and DON'T look like I slept in a dumpster last night doesn't mean I'm a god-damned tourist waiting to hand you money because I ...; Created on 04 January 2015
5. An Unwanted Intrusion: (A Bears Own Story); ... most, but he never comes out anymore. Besides, he's a little too much if you want my opinion. Everything is always, “AN ADVENTURE!” and “GRAND!” and “STUPENDOUS!” and other words I don't really use a lot. ...; Created on 23 May 2014
6. Who Needs Thumbs?: (A Bears Own Story); ... been with them a long time now, a lot longer than some of the other bags-o-fluff around here. They found us (me and my pal Paxton) in a place called Provincetown... probably about 1,000 years ago. I don ...; Created on 22 May 2014
7. Lesbian Partyjacking: (Chris's Blog); ... the special 'Felice is in town' stories make the weekend that much more memorable. If you don't know Felice Picano, it's difficult to describe him. He's a well published author, well known LGBT pioneer, ...; Created on 19 May 2014
8. We're Really No Bette: (Chris's Blog); ... I'll admit, it was hubris, plain and simple. We always want to think 'our kind' infallible. The details don't matter, suffice it to say that it all started with a posting from a group I had subscribed to ...; Created on 19 December 2012
9. Facebook... just can't handle i: (Chris's Blog); Perhaps I just commented too much. Or something. All I get when I try to log in is, "someone is trying to log in" YEAH, it's ME! Just another thing that makes me think, "Fuck Facebook" You fucking ...; Created on 17 October 2012
10. Dangling Outliers: (Social Commentary); ... within three days – check, a better understanding of what to do to prepare next time - check (I guess). As Dave and I were laying in bed last night the topic of 'what to do next time' came up. “I don't think ...; Created on 04 September 2012
11. Inevitable: (Chris's Blog); ... 60mph or higher for 51 straight hours. That's kind of insane. I haven't been on Facebook, or connected at all since Tuesday night, so I don't know what kinds of things people are talking about, but I'm fully ...; Created on 01 September 2012
12. The 'Stuff' of Dream: (Chris's Blog); ... many times, but this was the first time he was able to 'return the favor'. I'm sure he's glad he probably won't have to ever move me again.) "All things considered" ... don't you hate it when writers use that ...; Created on 11 July 2012
13. A Test is Just a Test: (Chris's Blog); ... days we continued to clean, purge, pack and of course, bicker. Anyone who knows us well (hell, even if you don't know us all THAT well) knows that we basically agree in concept. It's the agreement on execution ...; Created on 10 July 2012
14. Day 4 - Nola Bound: (Chris's Blog); ... the Avenue Pub on St. Charles for the hand off of the keys. I don't seem to remember what else we did that night, aside from hurriedly unpacking the car into Rachel & Paul's apartment, before we collapsed ...; Created on 03 August 2011
15. Duck inna Window: (Great Shots); This was an anniversary present I don't know how many years ago from Dave. Wind it up and it goes. Perhaps he was trying to tell me something? ...; Created on 03 June 2010
16. Exactly what is it that you DO do...?: (Chris's Blog); ... and where she came by my number, which turned out to be a contact a few years old. Her secretary had been cleaning her desk and came across a card, so I can't blame her for trying. I don't mind helping ...; Created on 03 June 2010
17. The Little Things: (Latest); ... lessons and meanings begin to pop out of the smallest things - ironic in and of itself... since you'd think we would pay attention to the big things, but we don't. Those just seem to slip right by us. I ...; Created on 02 June 2010
18. Straight Outta Compton: (Chris's Blog); ... or even being prepared for her to look at us and say, "We don't do this kind of thing here!" "You need to pay the $25 before I can marry you," was all she was saying. "Oh....ok," came our response, simultaneously. ...; Created on 10 September 2008
19. "Someone Left the Donuts in the Rain...: (Chris's Blog); I don't think that I can take it, 'cuz it took so long to bake them..." No, my life isn't a stanza from MacArthur Park, but, there are days that make it seem all the more surreal. And yeah, I know the song ...; Created on 25 August 2008
20. Windows: (Chris's Blog); ... network chooser continuing to randomly drop, switch, turn off, etc. I'm ready to just hand the machine back and tell him, "why don't you just buy a FREAKING MACINTOSH!?" I have rarely had this many problems ...; Created on 18 March 2008

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